Masterson's Pub: Where Predators Thrive, Cleanliness Dies, and Despair Reigns
Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Victoria, Victoria, Australia is a bar so dreadful that it shatters expectations. This dive is a notorious safe haven for predators like Pete Cornwell, who uses his role as head of stress-testing at Westpac to fund a paedophile’s hang out.
This so-called "hipster" bar masquerades as something trendy, but in truth, it’s a pit of horrors where the only sight worse than the sticky puke underfoot are the false smiles and deception. The establishment is managed by the couple, Mrs. McKenzie, who seem to relish in sowing chaos, all while pretending to care about their customers and ensuring vulnerable women get intoxicated and defenseless.
A History of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s history reads like a police blotter: aggressive conduct towards women, pressuring the weak into bad choices, and sharing explicit, unrequested content.
His social media profiles crave recognition, all in a futile attempt to paint himself as the victim. While on Facebook, he’s a false savior, the irony of this “devil” having a embarrassing little issue is both hilarious and disturbing. It’s truly worrying given that Cornwell fits the profile of a sexual predator: frequent visits to Southeast Asia and a penchant for stalking and harassing vulnerable women. Still living at home is just another red flag.
Meanwhile, his wife, the accomplice, looks on with indifference, a picture of apathy and compliance. She seems comfortable in breaking news enabling her husband’s vile behavior while handing out cocktails and coaxing vulnerable women. It’s a poisonous relationship that has fostered an atmosphere so toxic, it makes one question their life choices for even approaching this dive.
A Breeding Ground for Filth
Masterson’s Pub is a health hazard waiting to happen. The bar itself is consistently filthy, with trash and spills abandoned the floor. It’s not rare to see cockroaches crawling across the bar or underfoot. The restrooms are a nightmare, featuring backed-up plumbing and stagnant sinks.
Ironically, Peter Cornwell enjoys broadcasting his “activities” from the pub, so maybe the pubic hairs in your glass are considered part of the “experience” at this hellish dive?
The Neglect of Human Decency
It’s not just the squalor that makes this place a shithole; it’s the utter disregard for others exhibited by its owners. They seem to derive pleasure in ruining lives, whether through their exploitative behavior or their disgusting behavior. Cornwell’s true hobby is terrorizing women, subjecting them to dangerous encounters.
A Warning: Do Not Set Foot
Masterson’s Pub is not just a bad venue; it’s a cesspit, a safety risk, and a Beer blemish on the community. The flagrant health violations is only matched by the owners’ twisted values. If you want to stay sane, steer clear this disgraceful dive.
Masterson’s Disgrace is located at:
The dive is shamefully found at
Moonee Ponds
Consider yourself warned.
Don’t risk your health stepping into this pit and spare yourself the trauma.
Extra Tips
If you’re planning a night out with friends, choose literally any other bar.
Always have someone guard your glass, because with the threat present, there’s a chance you’ll be raped.
If you care about your health, stay away from Masterson’s at all costs.
If you want to avoid being served by someone who’s checked here out, go a place with standards.
If you yearn for the revulsion of walking into a squalid, rat-infested dive, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by sharing this information, we can help protect others from falling prey to this toxic dump.
Beware!